Iím a float in a summer parade

the problem with copying links without making a note as to what it they are is that now i have to go through all of them to see what the hell i’m linking to, and posting takes twice as long. i’m focused though, because i am the fucking focus king around here. sho-nuff.

speaking of sho-nuff, when the hell are the indie theaters gonna get on the ball and start showing fucking last dragon instead of moulin rouge and point break? no slight to those flicks, but come one, last dragon at midnight! who’d go?! me. me and anyone else with an ounce of taste. that’s right, get off your ass and prepare for reloy. you warmed up yit!?
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i guess it’s still only crazy people that think time-travel is possible. doc brown, james, and this guy. i’ve been checking through my spam to make sure i haven’t gotten an email from him. nothing yet.
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but i did get news that the tumwater carling brewery closed down and moved down here to cali. what does this mean? it means B L A C K L A B E L in california. i like pabst and all, but BL is the shit. i’ll keep you posted on that one, i emailed someone at pabst and there’s supposed to keep me informed. hell yeah.
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got all caught up in coudal links today. watched the coudal photoshop matches go down. neat idea, but not as interesting as i’d hoped.

also, the pub rules link was nice. good info for the weary and thirsty, yet striving to remain polite.

where i really got caught up was in all the guest links for the music section, where i found many an entertaining item, including mena trott’s doolittle observations from the morning news. i love that album too, but it mostly reminds me of going camping at the beach and not being able to get corona bottles open because no one had a bottle opener. i did, however, have a lighter, and that’s where i taught myself (with starter tips from my bro) how to open beer bottles with a lighter. good stuff.
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if you’re ever planning on going to jail for a long time, be sure to get a copy of this book beforehand. if there’s no instructions for a shank in there, just remember, bed springs and pencils are you best friends.
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here’s an old interview by bill moyers with jon stewart. so funny, yet so humble. here’s an excerpt:

MOYERS: Which is funnier? CROSSFIRE or HARDBALL?

STEWART: CROSSFIRE or HARDBALL? Which is funnier? Which is more soul-crushing, do you mean? Both are equally dispiriting in theirÖ you know, the whole idea that political discourse has degenerated into shows that have to be entitled CROSSFIRE and HARDBALL. And you know, “I’m Gonna Beat Your Ass” or whatever they’re calling them these days is mind-boggling.

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i’m done. have a long weekend. err, i mean, a nice long weekend.

5 Responses to “Iím a float in a summer parade”

  1. logan Says:

    focus king my ass.

  2. tim Says:

    i got the post out didn’t i?! eat it!

  3. Ben Says:

    You know how I feel about the best movie ever.

  4. tim Says:

    string bean rick james lookin’ fool!

  5. bmp Says:

    the last dragon is magnificent, to be sho. oh, and time travel is possible. we do it all the time. right now, i’m moving forward in time at a nice comfortable snail’s pace. who wants the past? i love the future! bmp

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