i’m in the middle of

i’m in the middle of the dells (not to be confused with the dalles) wisconsin at a lame internet cafe. i say lame, because the menu is full of items like “dotcom blt” and the “veggie web cruiser.” the worst, is probably the “hard drive hotdog.” hard drive hotdog?! for chrissakes, pull you head out of your ass.

we just left chicago this morning, which was good as i had hoped. we saw wet hot american summer which was as good as i had hopped.

john cougar mellancamp blasting in the other room. back by sunday. ponder this: why does shit smell so bad?

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