this weekend (including today, as my weekend didn’t really end until i got to work, which was earlier this evening):
thurs 5:30 pm– i eat my way through a turkey. i brined it, it tastes good. food is everywhere, when done, it obscures my vision, stuffing seeps into my eye sockets and all i can see are bread crumbs. it recedes as we watch the simpsons.
thurs 9:10 pm– my brother and i journey through west l.a. looking for tony hawk pro skater 4. we find it, play it all night long. neil installs a new video card on my computer.
friday 11:00 am– we leave for las vegas. there’s evil traffic, it stretches across the mojave like a train. what usually takes 4 1/2 hours takes around 6.
friday 11:02 pm– i sit at the bar and drink a $2 killians and a $3 merlot. for some reason, i get buzzed. i enjoy watching my brother-in-law play craps. i have another drink at late night dinner with my family and eat a reuben. i continue to be buzzed, and then fall asleep in the car.
sat 11:50 am– i take a picture of the toilets inside sak’s fifth ave, buy some new kicks (pumas) at nordstrom’s, sit on the floor of a department store playing games on my mom’s cell phone till the battery dies.
sun 12:23 am– i play penny video poker, get sick of not winning any money and not feeling the sting of losing a dollar, set out to play some real slots. i find the “i dream of genie” slot machine that paid so well last time i was in vegas, and then proceed to lose $20 bucks in less than 5 minutes.
sun 1:36 am– i order a three cheese omelet in henderson, nevada. it’s overcooked and the eggs are crunchy. eggs are not supposed to crunch, my friend.
sun 3:32 am– we get home and i play thps 4 again for about an hour. i forget to save. i have to do the london level all over again. i’m a dumbass.
sun 12:17 pm– i watched my dad eat his body weight in crab legs at some buffet in las vegas. it was a sight to behold. he’s not a big guy, mind you, smaller than me, yet he kept going like he was in the glutton bowl. las vegas buffets: “this is where i get all my money back!”
sun 1:10 pm– still not feeling like i’d lost enough money, and seeing a triple seven slot machine staring at me, i slip in another 20, and lose it in less than a minute. slots = bad.
sun 1:25 pm– exhausted and broke (aside from my mom, who actually won some money), we head back for l.a., into the worst traffic i’ve have the misfortune to be stuck in. this time, the 4 1/2 expanded into about 8 hours.
sun 9:49 pm– my computer isn’t working. the video card seems to have fried the port or possibly the motherboard. i am without computer.
monday 7:45 am– ali’s car won’t start. we replaced the alternator last week, dropped 250 on the thing. this week, it’s dead again.
monday 1:30 pm– drive my sister’s car to long beach airport, drop my parents off. rejoice, but not too much. glad they came to visit.
computer’s still broken, car is still broken. i’m still tired. i’ve been thinking about getting an ibook. just might happen sooner than i thought it would. pictures to come. was your t-day as eventful as mine?